what is the beer selection in heaven like?

Christiane Cattano: A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge. How does a man show that he's planning for the future? He buys two cans of beer instead of one. I drink to make other people interesting. (Dave Barry.) How to impress a woman:compliment her,cuddlle her,kiss her, caress her,love her,tease her,comfort her,hug her,hold her,spend money on her,wine and dine her,listen to her,care for her,stand by her,support her,go to the ends of the earth for her. How to impress a man:Turn up naked with beer....Show more

Susan Rambo: It's FLESH. You're eating Jesus' skin or the tissue just beneath his skin. John 6:53-58 English Standard Version (ESV)53 So Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. 54 Whoever feeds on my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up on the last day. 55 For my flesh is true food, and my blood is true drink. 56 Whoever feed! s on my flesh and drinks my blood abides in me, and I in him. 57 As the living Father sent me, and I live because of the Father, so whoever feeds on me, he also will live because of me. 58 This is the bread that came down from heaven, not like the bread[a] the fathers ate, and died. Whoever feeds on this bread will live forever.” And you can take that as the gospel truth... cuz it's Gospel! :D...Show more

Monroe Rainey: Cmon you guys. Have you read the book or not?

Lucille Saetteurn: There is no selection.It's either God's beer or the highway.It is under totalitarian rule after all..

Collin Pelfrey: during one of the Eucharistic miracles it tested as being human myocardium, which is human heart tissue. I think it's been tested to be that a few times now.

Sherita Gallati: Was the milk of human kindness a metaphor?

Ninfa Asby: Only fine Ale is served.Remember Jesus made the best wine!

Jackson Esmiol: It does not........

Lawanna Livs! ey: ive never been there. can i have some brochures ?

Ma! uro Cowee: i REALLY BELIEVE THAT MOST PEOPLE WHO ASK THIS KIND OF QUESTION ARE TRYING TO CONFOUND THE PERSON WHO ANSWERS. BUT JUST IN CASE YOU ARE SERIOUS.WHEN WE FIRST DIE, WE LOSE OUR EARTLY BODIES, AND OUT SOULS STAND BEFROE THE LORD, IF WE MERIT HEAVEN, AT THIS TIME, ONLY OUR SOULS WILL BE THERE.AT THE LAST JUDGMENT WHEN ALL WILL BE JUDGED, OUR EARTHLY BODIES WILL UNITE WITH OUR SOULS. THUS SOUL AND BODY WILL BE ETERNALLY HAPPY IN HEAVEN WITH GOD AND HOPEFULLY OUR LOVED ONES..DIFFERENCE IS-OUR BODIES WILL BE GLORIFIED, "THERE WILL BE NO SICKNES, NO DYING, NOR CRYING NO PAIN. YOU WILL BE LIKE THE ANGELS, YOU WILL NOT MARRY, OR BE GIVEN IN MARRIAGE."" THERE WILL BE NO BEAR, NO TEQUILA, NO DRUGS.CAROL M...Show more

Cristopher Gavalis: Miller Lite.

Jules Ashbach: And yes, this is sincerely a spiritual issue.

Dorethea Beaston: like the choice in virgins, you get what you're given.

Donald Caravalho: Heaven is a Corona with lime... the balmy clima! te makes it all the more delightful......of course!

Verdie Wollen: budd wiser

Janean Guz: I think all He stocks is He-brew

Leontine Kreitz: No beer in Heaven!

Horace Escue: in heaven there is no beer,that,s why we drink it here,and when we,re,re gone from here,someone else will be drinking all the beer,

Becky Mosena: Well... not the earth, no. You have to be alive and reproduce for that. Change, sure, it had to come together, cool off, and of course weather has changed it's surface, but I wouldn't call that evolution. Living creatures, yes, absolutely I do.Irish girl? Just out of curiosity, if you can't understand how the earth could exist without being created, how can you believe that god can exist without being created?...Show more

Libby Berkovitch: why would there be beer in heaven? Pleasurable things in this world are only pleasurable because of chemical reactions in the brain... Do you really think we'll have the same minds as we do! in this early world... I think not.

Alecia Kaehler: no drinking ! age. lots of drunk babbies.

Cletus Makler: as light as the wing of a dove.

Renato Abatiell: hell is where the party is at friend... and... there won't be any xians telling us to keep it down

Lyman Gauld:

Chadwick Schmelz: Actually, wine is the preferred beverage...but it gives me headaches. All the beers you find here are in heaven.

Ollie Hamiel: No beer in No beer in heaven only the River of Life and you will not even think about beer, there is no Beer in Hell either.. So you better get Right with God or get left..

Tijuana Tatsak: Sad. You have no idea what you are talking about.

Floyd Labuda: Problem is you say when you take communion, so this is addressed to all Christians and not all Christians believe that it becomes the body. It represents the body, but doesn't become the body, to a lot of Christians. The scripture is about the body being broken, so the piece is more about the body being broken for us and not about the spec! ific piece of body or anything.

Hai Biggart: non-alcoholic...nooooooooooo

William Vickerman: They only serve spirits. Sorry.

An Cardine: Its just a piece of toast.

Lu Tiner: Lukewarm English Beer!!!MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Janeen Perona: You ask a stupid question, you will get stupid answers in return.

Brock Hladik: it all depends on what YOU personally believe in. I believe that the earth was created. Your question is primarily faith based. If you believe that the earth and everything in it was evolved...then that is your belief. You can't make people decide that for you.

Ismael Sixon: Created. I don't understand how the earth could have a beginning if something didn't create it. Planets or any other matter doesn't just appear from nowhere and you can't get something from nothing.

Alden Sabio: MGD and remember this is Yoda telling you. I have Faith that this is the number one beer in heaven. Also it's cold if you want ! it to be, some people like warm beer.

Russell Mckinzie: Did you e! ver hear the scrotum described as the "bread basket"? Now you know which bit of Jesus you are munching.

Barton Sease: There are no front porches in Heaven, dear.

Arleen Bussing: infinite, any way you like it

Cuc Gire: Everything was created by Allah .....

Matt Tiry:

Valentine Michaud: Both. I don't believe Creation in the way Islam or Christianity does, but that is alright:)

Colby Millberg: They don't have beer in Heaven.

Caterina Yeargan: Canned light beer, darling.The kind of useless stuff that my relatives drink. Bleah.(((AAM)))

Jestine Osumi: I don't remember the bible source for her name but Rose of Sharon literally gave her breast milk to save someone.The Grapes of Wrath is one one the great American novels. Steinbeck is one of the best ever.

Jules Ashbach: I guess the selection is Heavenly