Jorge Gerrero: What is a carrot?An edible taprootlol...
Fermin Tara: Two crisps walked into a bar - one was assaulted!Get it?If you do get it you've probably figured out it's not a very good joke; it was just on my mind.
Emile Midgley: The poke her face one.I can't remember it word by word.
Francis Stickle: Here are ones I heard recently that I liked :pWho came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken and egg are lying on a bed. The chicken has a satisfied smile on his face and smoking a cig. The egg looks pissed off and to no one particular says "I guess that answers that question".Dracula feeds on the blood of virgins. In 2010, he died of starvation....Show more
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